Tuesday, August 25, 2009

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of sarcasm and irony

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And the irony is always smart. It's not like the sarcasm and hateful coward.
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This step SepĆ¹lveda interview with The Republic about sums up yesterday's hours and hours of television and clashes between politicians. Although the left does not shine for the PDL irony surely can boast one of the worst specimens of sarcasm.

Que viva SepĆ¹lveda!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

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Letters from the neighborhood - August 20, 2009

Fronzo,

is a bit 'that I write to you and if you do not write me, you miss' na signature on post-dated checks.
Agosco, my wife does not know you, the saying goes, and I think we're right. Last night, in fact, your cousin, the shuffle, snoring on the couch. After I called, I've been booed, I knew that all ways to make it stop, finally woke up and he's gone to the bathroom.
I do not think I was more and I was going to brush your teeth, before I find a woman like her more or less tall, more or less fat, according to her, with a black face. I did not know what to do. You know I am a man and a true man, but with an african I've never ... well you understand me. At one point I said to myself - that we lose? - And I touched it. A voice tells me that I knew - well? you crazy? - It was your cousin but with the form of volcanic lava cream! A bad thing because I had already deceived and I also had to pretend that I really wanted to touch her, to her. But you see the jokes about the heat.
The bishops must suffer 'heat is Africa: the story you are drunk orgies at the palace just as they wanted the giornalidisinistra,' sti stinking! I told the head, needless to continue to buy newspapers and television stations and power that it takes too much time, if we leave it to us within a week tutte 'ste stories no longer feel.

But you must tell me if one can no longer trust the bishops, who should be trusted? Speaking of trust: is it true that you have pictures of Zappadu where the head is made by whipping two beautiful daughters? No, because we could do as they did as children: you bring your figures and I bring mine and we exchange them, but yes, those photos with your daughter Dell'Utri linked to plant prickly pear. Beautiful daughter, keeps a profile ... what do you say? Think about it, but not too much for tomorrow share, do you remember? that good at math, well he goes down in Sicily and it is, nor is it may meet zu Marcellino for some money that fall from common affairs. He is keen to family photos, I uh does' na passione.Sono sure that you are also interested.

Oh, I almost forgot: Greetings from Mrs. Hydrangea, have it with you: it says that every time you go on television but you do not greet you never spare parts. You must not forget the respect for those who are older. Say hello, right? What does it take? do you like in private radio that there are many who call and ask to be greeted and dgei greets them. Do not they teach you anything in RAI?

Fronzino A kiss, your cousin Sgrosbo